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Joke of the Day

"Dem puns... Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine beans in Irish Bean Soup? Because if there be one moar, it'd be too farty!"

"They call me the pussy destroyer. I run the best Asian restaurant around."

"My neighbour said I'm not allowed to feed the baby raccoons living in their shed. I wonder if they'd prefer left over chicken to sandwiches"

"Q: Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain? A: He has got no beef."

"My friend was the best at Russian Roulette. He only lost once."

"Mr friend broke her hand today :( But on the other hand she's okay :)!"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bolzano ! Bolzano who ? Bolzano the door !"

"Britain can now say.... ...Its pull out game is strong!"

"There's only two things I hate in this world: intolerance... and the Portuguese."

"What is Drake's favorite type of alcohol? Cripple Sec"