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Joke of the Day
"Ah ? ha ? ha ? ha ? stayin' alive, stayin alive ? ? ? ?."
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"Hi I'm here for my vasectomy. ""Would you like that toasted?"" What? ""Haha whoops sorry, just came from my other job. Ok let's do this."""
"If I ever start with 'this one time I went jogging.....' I am not telling the truth."