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Joke of the Day

"[ghost writes YOUR DEAD in condensation on bathroom mirror] ""My dead what?"" [ghost writes *YOU'RE] AAHHHHHHHHHH!"

"What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to his wife when she cheated on him? ""May divorce be with you."""

"My neighbors listen to good music. Whether they want to or not!"

"I just watched a documentary about hydroelectricity Best dam program I've seen in a long time."

"What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?...Fill me in when you get back"

"What do Nazi pilots eat for breakfast? Luftwaffles"

"Why did Hitler really commit suicide? He got his gas bill."

"There is a small dent on the side of this plane. It must have a... *Puts on sunglasses* ""Airline fracture"""

"Why does Beyonce sing the song ""to the left""? Because black people have no rights..."

"When you're with the right person, you feel the perfect balance of happy and horny."