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Joke of the Day

"So a blind girl was giving me a hand job last night... She said I was the biggest she's ever felt, I said ""Nah girl, you're just pulling my leg."""

"I didn't get the joke about the hot air balloon. I think it was over my head."

"So apparently Garry glitter has gone down, ON LITTLE GIRLS HAHEHHEHEE (heat plz)"

"What did 18 Year olds in the Byzantine Empire do for fun? Nothing they were busy teens."

"Me: Nice new car, boss Boss: Well, if you set yourself targets, work hard, stay focused, next year I'll be able to buy an even better one"

"What do you say when comforting a grammar nazi? There...their...they're.."

"Why is Ronaldo so good at football? Oil of Ole Ole Ole"

"I like my women how I like my coffee Black, bitter, preferably fair trade"

"Why is the Apple Store always so hot? They don't have Windows installed. ;)"

"How did the detective solve the case of the missing nun? Through the process of cross-examination."