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Joke of the Day

"If I learned anything from Peter Pan, it's that I can leave my dog to watch my kids while I go out and party."

"What is Donald Trump's favorite flavor of ice cream? Definitely not Chocolate"

"When my girlfriend told me the news, I pushed her out of a thirty-story building. She fell pregnant."

"That's it! q o poq nq I sl s s"

"There was a man on a stool with a rope around his neck. He said he'll kill himself if i didnt give him a high-five. Of course i left him hanging."

"What does a cranky Japanese person suffer from? PAST: Post Atomic Stress Disorder"

"Your momma so slutty... ...her spirit animal is the swallow."

"I'm at home eating grape jelly. That shit is my jam."

"I have a girlfriend Not sure if this is really a joke, but everyone laughs when I say it."

"My interviewer kept getting annoyed at me... ...when I kept responding to each question with the same question - only in a really sarcastic way. Apparently, I don't know what a ""mock interview"" means."