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Joke of the Day
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"What sis Selenium say to Xenon? U SeXe."
"""OMG why am I so sore?"" *Flashback to me doing five push-ups yesterday* ""Oh right."""
"My mom said she's going to dig a hole in the garden and fill it full of water.... ....she means well"
"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool"
"Why was the hipster drinking milk? He liked Ice Cream before it was cool"
"Dad, is that dog over there a wiener dog? Son, with enough peanut butter every dog is a wiener dog."
"My boss is sick of my comedy at work and says if I tell one more joke then I'll be fired! Well, I'll have the last laugh"
"If a woman wants to date me, she has to meet my strict criteria 1. Hair 2. At least one eye 3. A pulse 4. Not that bothered about 1"
"Not to brag, but I just got a job as a fitness model... They hired me as the ""before"" picture."