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Joke of the Day

"When my girlfriend told me the news, I pushed her out of a thirty-story building. She fell pregnant."

"How do you call a Jamaican mountain? High ground"

"Looks like my prof is giving black friday deals too 50% off late assignments."

"Why do blind people not skydive? Scares the living shit outa their dogs!"

"What do you call a midget with Down Syndrome? you call him a little slow"

"I swear to drunk im not Patrick."

"Jedi Joke Padawan: Master, when I will become a Jedi, will I be allowed to use e-mail? Jedi Master: Of-course my child, only without attachments!"

"Why are families only allowed 1 child in China? The government is opposed to euthanasia."

"No arms no legs What do you call a Mexican prostitute who has no arms and no le/"

"I saw a man the other day arguing with a traffic sign The sign looked incredibly uncomfortable. It really wanted him to Stop."