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Joke of the Day
"I'm at home eating grape jelly. That shit is my jam."
Next Joke
"How often do i make jokes about chemistry? Periodically."
"She gets stoked after reading: ""Big strapping boxer"" on dating site But soon discovers he's a 475 lb. guy working in shipping at Amazon."
"Girls who say, ""a lot of guys are after me"", should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers"
"Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed."
"Never been to the blindfold shooting range? You don't know what you're missing."
"Saw this advert in a window... It said ""television for sale,$1,volume stuck on full"".I thought,""I can't turn that down"""
"A website for religious potato chip lovers...Christian Pringle."
"Prostitutes are like the Elves from Lord of the Rings When you know them well enough they tell you their true name"
"This girl I like said she didn't like bondage..... ....Me either, but you're the one who said No."