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Joke of the Day

"What does a cranky Japanese person suffer from? PAST: Post Atomic Stress Disorder"

"Man walks into doctors office with a frog on his head... Doctor: can i help you? Frog: yeah, get this thing off my ass!"

"A group of musicians walk into an Italian restaurant. The host says ""I am a sorry. We a cannot a serve you. You are a band."""

"What's the difference between a black person and a Jewish person? How they steal your money"

"What's Grey and Comes in Quarts? An Elephant."

"What's the difference between Donald Trump and Adolf Hitler? A mustache"

"When can't a pencil write out a check? When it's broke."

"Do you know why a gun is better than a wife? You can put a silencer on a gun."

"How does Moses make his tea? He brews it."

"Anal sex is a lot like broccoli. If you don't like it at home, you're really gonna hate it in the school cafeteria."