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Joke of the Day
"What is Donald Trump's favorite flavor of ice cream? Definitely not Chocolate"
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"When I was a little kid, I had this friend that was always counting. I wonder what he's up to these days."
"My girlfriend named her pussy trouble. And now I'm always trying to get into trouble."
"Why do chicken coops only have 2 doors? If they had 4 it would be a chicken sedan."
"Accidentally dialed 911 so I set my neighbor's house on fire so I wouldn't look stupid."
"My new girlfriend is amazing in the bedroom... She goes down on me more than the EA servers..."
"There are two types of people in this world Those who can make an assumption based on a previous statement"
"why are bouquets only for flowers? why not a bouquet of hot dogs. or a bouquet of hot dogs with ketchup. or a bouquet of hot dogs with musta"
"I planted something on Earth Day... My ass in my recliner for the day!"
"My Girlfriend broke up with me because I don't last long in bed... I told her if she ever changes her mind, all she has to do is phone and I'll come straight away."