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Joke of the Day

"What is Donald Trump's favorite flavor of ice cream? Definitely not Chocolate"

"My ears were ringing, so I pressed keys on the piano to find out what note it was. There was a B buzzing in my ears."

"The best salesperson ever was the first woman to shave off her eyebrows and draw them back on, then convince a second woman to do it."

"Question: How many men does it take to mop the floor? Answer: None it's a women's job."

"What footwear does Hilary Clinton wear to the beach? Flip flops or scandals!"

"How kids feel about snow days is the exact opposite of how parents feel about snow days."

"Paddy and Murphy walk into a bar... Hand in hand"

"(._.) ( l: ) ( .-. ) ( :l ) (._.) They see me rolling. They hating."

"Copernicus was trying to figure out why the Sun set at night and rose during the day. Then it dawned on him."

"Why do so few people become botanists? Because of the stigma."