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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Roman with a hair in his teeth? Gladiator."

"Have you heard the one about the roof? never mind, just forget about it, it's probably over your head."

"How much did the lawyer charge the prostitute to represent her in court? Nothing, he did her PRO BONER"

"What do you call a Grizzly Bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!"

"If my girlfriend slept with the whole Wu-Tang Clan, we'd have to break up because I wouldn't be cool enough to date her anymore."

"I was going to tell the joke about the scarecrow... but I think it has already been posted."

"Schrodinger's Crush: Before you ask her out, she is both single and taken"

"Which US state has the smallest soft drinks? Minisoda"

"What did one dehydrated French guy say to the other? What do we do now, Pierre?"

"Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? BECAUSE There was no chemistry. LOL"