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Joke of the Day

"If Carly Fiorina had a sex change... ...do you think that she might also change her name to Charlie Feelmaweena?"

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"Just spent the last 30 minutes cutting a Batman mask off the back of a box of Honey Nut Cheerios & my kid thinks he's gonna get to wear it."
"I slept on my neck funny and today I will be turning my whole body like Batman every time I have to look at something."
"On this new diet where I eat carbs and then more carbs and then the carbs cross each other out."
"I like to play chess in the park with bald men... ...Although sometimes it's hard to find 32 of them."
"What's brown and sticky? Shit"
"You probably get this a lot but... *punches you in the face*"
"I was vacationing, and I got to talking to a North African in his native language... ... We just clicked"
"A girls diet always starts tomorrow..."
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