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Joke of the Day
"How did the actress from Legally Blonde die? Witherknife"
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"I took up guitar lessons recently. It's pretty simple, really. Unless the song requires the blue button."
"A man walks into a library and asks for a book on How to live life to the full with a 2 inch penis'. The librarian says, ""That ones just in."""
"Hurricane Joaquin This Category 3 Storm is likely to hit the Eastern US this week. Good news for Arizona residents: you will not be affected by Joaquin, Phoenix."
"Before mustaches were invented, people had to just GUESS who owned a water bed"
"I hate you more than the guy that raised his hand after the teacher said we could all go early if there are no more questions."
"Celebrity divorce statements remind us of the names they gave their kids. ""We want to focus on raising our children, Shoe and Turbo Pickle."""
"What is the difference between Emo teenagers and your lawn? Your lawn won't cut itself."
"What's it like to have sex with a retard? SLOW and SPECIAL"
"What do older women wear? Depends"