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Joke of the Day
"A third-party vote walks out of a bar... He says ""Wow, I'm wasted."""
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"I waited for so long at the doctor's office that by the time they called me it was time for my follow-up appointment."
"I wear a diaper for two reasons... Number one and number two."
"Popsicle stick chemistry joke How did the gangster know the drug dealer was selling him a bad batch if meth? He said : ""Nah amine"""
"my test required a number two, pencil i thought it was a pretty shitty requirement"
"Oh, Obama's credit card was declined? Michelle must have called the bank and told them she was tired of her husband always ""going Dutch."""
"How many months have 28 days? All of them"
"4/20 = National Weed Day 4/21 = National Drug Testing Day 4/22 = National Unemployment Day"
"when I played the Sims if a sim got hungry/tired I'd just delete them and replace them with a copy who was content so maybe no kids for me"
"What's a pedophile's favorite music scale? A minor"