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Joke of the Day
"I'm an atheist so Jesus, God, and every Christian ... ... Can go to hell"
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"My deity ignored my prayers today. The sacrifice was a disaster. First, I didn't have the correct incantation, and then the goat knocked over the candles. I guess two wrongs don't make a rite."
"I like my women as I like my sandwiches... ...no crust."
"What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's? McDonald's knows how to use salt"
"Why are there no Televisions in Afganistan? Because of the taliban"
"Don't click this!!! Ahahaahahaha! Gotcha!! :P"
"if you're in a sports bar but don't understand sports just keep repeating the phrase ""damn they gotta get him the ball."" everyone will agree"
"I recently bought myself the new Obama gun. It won't work and you can't fire it."
"What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff"
"Last night I dreamt I was swimming in an ocean of sprite... But when I woke up, I realised it was just a fantasy"