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Joke of the Day

"I asked my math teacher if he wanted to rent an apartment with me Then he went on some tangent about needing a co-sign."

"I can tell everything I need to know about your business by the thickness of your bathroom toilet paper."

"According to Cunningham's Law, the best way to get the right answer on the Internet is not to ask a question, it's to post the right answer and wait for idiots to tell you you're wrong."

"Here is a complete list on how to build a single stair. Step 1"

"Are you Finished? [X-post from Funny] Its a joke/comic thing. This is it--> http://imgur.com/GskWG"

"Religious places never have free WiFi because no religion wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works."

"What do you call a gay drive by? A fruit roll up."

"I'll call it smartphone when it slaps me in the face before sending a text to an ex."

"What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general? Napoleon Bunnyparte!"

"What does tightrope walking and getting a blowjob from Grandma have in common? You don't look down."