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Joke of the Day
"What has wings a long tail and wears a bow? A birthday pheasant!"
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"I watched the movie San Andreas today and I really enjoyed it Despite its faults."
"'maybe the world wasn't ready for pizza perfume' i thought to myself as i hid in a dumpster, watching the townspeople try to eat each other"
"What do you do if your video card driver keeps crashing? Take away it's drivers license."
"*hitler leans in close to the mic* and the next person to question me gets executioned *grammar nazi bites lip*"
"What do you call a people who serve in Thailand? Thai Fighters"
"I like my women how I like my wood... ...flat as a board and easy to nail."
"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me five times, good job, you're the guy who makes the trailers for the Paranormal Activity movies."
"Apparently I'm ""an insensitive arsehole"" for referring to my girlfriend's allergic reaction to a box of chocolates (and subsequent fit) as a ""truffle shuffle""..."
"Due to unfortunate circumstances, I am currently sober."