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Joke of the Day

"What has wings a long tail and wears a bow? A birthday pheasant!"

"What is green and flying over Poland? Peter Panski"

"Who is the best Jewish cook? Hitler."

"My buddy used to say ""why should I wash my towels? After I shower, I'm the cleanest thing in the room."" He's still single."

"""That was supposed to be a compliment."" -Men"

"I start, but can rarely complete my paintings and sculptures, for I am a master of the partial arts."

"What were Charles Darwin's favorite fruits? Oranges and peaches."

"That awkward moment when you can't decide if it's just a bad pic or you really look like that."

"8 out of 10 men prefer not to date psychotic women with bad tempers, emotional baggage and daddy issues. To the other two.... Hi, I'm MJ"

"What's the difference between a 'hippo' and a 'Zippo'? One's really heavy, and the other's a little lighter. - [*Masai Graham*](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-34039927)"