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Joke of the Day
"I tried eating a clock earlier.. It was really time consuming"
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"My neighbour has been playing the bongos for over an hour, and I thought he was meditating until I heard him sing ""Yeah, shake that shit..."""
"How many Jon Snows does it take to change a light bulb? It wouldn't matter. Jon Snow knows nothing."
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