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Joke of the Day

"What do a baby and a pancake have in common? If it s black it ain t good"

"!false It's funny because it's true"

"How do you get to Oktoberfest? Follow the lederhosen."

"My friend was raped by a teenager mutant ninja turtle. He wasn't wearing a mask, so we don't know which one did it."

"My wife is driving me to drink. I hope she remembers to pick me up when I'm done."

"The woman who injected her 8-year old daughter with botox for beauty pageants lost custody. Her child did not look surprised..."

"I'm fairly certain that kids only have ears for decorative purposes."

"no one at this funeral has mentioned what the hashtag is yet"

"What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito will stop sucking when you smack it. *Heard this from my hubby last night."

"I think we need to stop having such a bad reaction to the fine bros... We may get sued."