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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it."
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"Pregnancy in the 1940's. (Doc) - ""Mrs. Smith, I have some **great** news for you"".... (Patient) - ""Thats MISS Smith, doctor!"".... (Doc) - ""Miss Smith, I have some *bad* news for you""...."
"A moderator walks into a bar.., [removed]"
"Bungee Two friends watching Bungee Jumping. 1st friend: Do u wanna try? 2nd friend: No way! I was born bcoz a rubber broke... Don't want to die for the same reason!!!"
"Missed connection: I was a 15 year old boy, you were 1984 Madonna."
"What do you get when a dragon sneezes? Out of the way. Thanks League smh"
"Can you imagine being cryogenically frozen and waking up 100 years later? Your hairstyle would be so outdated, how embarrassing."
"What do you call a steak that is cooked wrong? A mistake"
"Why doesn't Ronald Reagan drink orange juice? Because he's dead."
"Pain and Sorry by Anne Guish"