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Joke of the Day

"How many Jon Snows does it take to change a light bulb? It wouldn't matter. Jon Snow knows nothing."

"What has a ring but no fingers? The former owner of a Note 7"

"I don't have a Facebook or Twitter account... ...so I just go around announcing out loud what I'm doing at random times. I've got 3 followers so far, but I think 2 are cops."

"I just set Twitter to post to Facebook, and Facebook to tweet to Twitter... So the internet should explode any minute now."

"Cereal, you need milk more than milk needs you. Just being real."

"The best joke of all time. Women's rights."

"It's amazing how a simple act of kindness can change my bad mood into a suspicious bad mood."

"What did Batman say to The Joker ? I like to Fuck Pigs !! Lol !!"

"How do you comfort a grammar fanatic? Their, they're, there"

"Doctor Doctor I'm having trouble with my breathing. I'll give you something that will soon put a stop to that!"