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Joke of the Day
"Why are poodles suspicious of strangers? Because they're afraid of running into a poodaphile."
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"okay Mary that guy just smiled at you play it cool oh my god he's coming over here play it cool play it cool HI THERE I'M WEARING TWO BRAS"
"What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan? One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks."
"Communist lesbians are the strongest kind They use fists of steel"
"""I'm not going to cosine this oppression in math class...."" Its my triggernometry class"
"Why don't lawyers have sex with their clients? To prevent double billing."
"*Lying in hospital Doctor)Your back is broken in 6 places. You may never walk again Me)At least I got all the groceries in one trip"
"What is white and disturbs your lunch? An avalanche"
"Why couldn't the Jedi open the door? He didn't use enough force..."
"What's the rudest kind of elf? A go fuck yours-elf"