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Joke of the Day

"Sex burns 300 calories an hour. After doing some extensive calculations, this year I burned roughly 5 calories."

"Who was the most racist president? Bill Clinton. He hid from the black guy in between the Bushes."

"Life After Death Hey grandma, do you think that life after death will be beautiful? Grandma: Well that depends, who died?"

"twitter has a very ""high school class where the teacher had to leave the room for a few minutes"" vibe"

"MRW I see all this Fine Bros news [removed]"

"want to know why i didnt have sex last night? The roofie didn't work."

"There's plenty of fish in the sea(fixed) But until I find one I'm just stuck holding my rod"

"why put cookie dough in the oven when you can put it in your mouth"

"What's the difference between a tribe of clever pygmies and a girls' track team? One is a group of cunning runts."

"Why does the spanish dude keep walking left? Because izquierda going right."