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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan? One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks."

"Anywhere but here. Where does the punchline of a joke go?"

"If countries don't want revolutions, they should stop putting large public squares in the middle of their cities. So stupid!"

"Growing up in poverty, my mom was a lot like my anti-depressants... Neither of them really worked."

"Why was John Lennon so ashy? Because he was cremated"

"I'm not racist! I have like 3 friends! And five of them are black."

"Knock Knock Who's there? Two Two Who? To Whom!"

"He sat down and ordered a drink... The bartender said ""I'm sorry. We don't serve faster than light particles here."" A Nutrino walked into a bar."

"Chuck norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the shit out of it."

"Chick in front of me has 'Charley Horse' tattooed down the back of her leg. Cramp stamp."