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Joke of the Day
"Why don't you take a shower with a Pokemon? He might Peek at Chu!"
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"my son wont get past his bridge troll phase. its a phase all children have, where they live under a bridge and rob people with a gun"
"Itself. Itself. Itself. Itself. Itself. Itself. -History"
"What goes 'clippidy clop bang bang clippidy clop'? An Amish drive-by."
"What's the main difference between Kim and Robert K? Robert didn't get a famous black guy off all by himself ..."
"[Boss' office] ""You're late AGAIN."" Drove back for my phone. ""Why do need it at work?"" It's all I do. ""WHAT?"" I said, IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU."
"""Oh great! Just great!"" --guy showing up to the beach with a bunch of sand"
"MAN: What are you doing? ME: [pointing gun at lake] Fishing MAN: No way will- SALMON: [walks out of lake with fins up]"
"What's a snake's favourite food ? Hiss Cakes !"
"Who was the winner of the first Tour De France? The Wehrmacht Tank division."