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Joke of the Day
"Why don't you take a shower with a Pokemon? He might Peek at Chu!"
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"What's a police officer's favorite party game? Pin the murder on the black guy"
"what would Netflix even do if i sent them back a DVD of me doing karate they'd have no choice but to add it to their collection i suppose"
"When I was younger, they used to be able to tell me and my twin brother apart by our balls. He'd bawl at night and I'd bawl during the day."
"I want to open a clock shop... The commercials will say: ""I sell some of the finest wrist timepieces around. Don't believe me? Just watch."""
"I left my girlfriend because she lost an ear It may sound shallow but I take my corn seriously"
"The next time somebody complains about millennials, maybe remind them which generation linoleumed over all those beautiful hardwood floors."
"Reminder: Please just hit the ""RT"" button on my tweets if you're ugly. Don't want people associating your busted face with my art."
"Writing cuss words on the white space of textbook pages is marginally offensive."
"why girls prefer iphones.... because they are use to its type of Aspect ratio :D"