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Joke of the Day
"why girls prefer iphones.... because they are use to its type of Aspect ratio :D"
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"How to avoid clickbait"
"Next time my 5 y/o says ""Daddy, guess what?"", I'm going to refuse to let her continue until I can actually guess, even if it takes 7 years."
"The CEO of Nutella has died. A memorial dinner will be served straight from the jar, over the sink at midnight."
"What do you call a fat computer? A Dell ( probably a repost, I laughed tho)"
"Do you know what they call leprechaun pee? Urine luck!"
"Million dollar idea: an alarm clock that plays Nickelback if you hit snooze."
"Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives."
"How do you improve public transportation in Ferguson, MI? Move the trees closer together."
"There are two types of people in the world... Those that pee in the shower, and those that are filthy liars."