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Joke of the Day
"I left my girlfriend because she lost an ear It may sound shallow but I take my corn seriously"
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"""All black people are Aiwa, and all jews are Technics."" ""Those are just stereo types."""
"Shrek came out in 2001 Good for him"
"My wife looks for signs I'm cheating, but seriously, who would make a sign?"
"Where does a general keep his armies? In his sleevies."
"""Rock. Paper. Scissors."" - terrible surgeon"
"How do you catch an orange elephant? I don't know. I've never seen an orange elephant."
"What do you call a dumb elephant? Donald Trunk"
"I think some of you need an exorcism not an intervention."
"Why do Nuns always wear Black & White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have."