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Joke of the Day

"I left my girlfriend because she lost an ear It may sound shallow but I take my corn seriously"

"How did Mark Zuckerberg meet Miley Cyrus? Social net twerking"

"What's the difference between 3 dicks and a joke? (you're mom can't take a joke)"

"Does anyone else's smart phone make periodic ringing noises?"

"Never serve bad food at a bris Otherwise the rabbi won't leave a tip"

"Old bankers never die... ...They just lose interest."

"why isn't there a sprite history month"

"What do Africans want to be for Halloween? Not infected."

"Statistics show.. that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gangbangs."

"Waiter asked if I wanted the soup or salad Me: Yes, I'll take the super salad"