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Joke of the Day

"When I was younger, they used to be able to tell me and my twin brother apart by our balls. He'd bawl at night and I'd bawl during the day."

"There is a mathematical theory for good sex The heat of the meat is directly proportional to angle of the dangle given that the mass of the ass is constant."

"What do you call a woman who can successfully play pool whilst balancing a glass of lager on her head? Beatrix Potter."

"A magic eraser, but for my bar tab."

"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish burger & I realize, Oh my God...I could be eating a slow learner."

"How much does the Great Wall of China weigh? Wan-ton Sorry"

"One farmer says to another farmer... ""You can get more sales out of your crops by canning."" The second farmer looks and says, ""I know, I can. I can."""

"Why did Dave Grohl buy such a tall house? He wanted to make sure he was getting the best, the best, the best, the best-a view."

"How did realism get me banned from Facebook? I sided with cancer on the ""Kids VS Cancer"" page."

"Jewish joke! What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza won't scream when you put it in the oven."