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Joke of the Day
"Jesus take the wheel... Carlos, you take the stereo. I'll take look out"
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"Jared Fogle was guilty and got 16 years He was just grateful for anything under 18. Credit to SNL that joke might have converted me to watch."
"I recently had to stop making clothes for nuns... It was habit-forming."
"I had this nightmare that Salma Hayek and Kevin Hart were trying to tell me something at the same time and expected me to understand it"
"I have this fun drinking game where you take a drink every time you'd like one because you're an adult and you can make decisions yourself."
"What are the 2 rules of success? No1 : Don't tell everything you know."
"Two Jews walk into a bar... Midget Hitler laughs and walks under it."
"An American tourist in Germany... While in Germany, an American tourist saw a man peeing in a fountain. ""GROSS!"" She said. ""Danke!"" He said."
"be careful if you wear the same clothes everyday you'll turn into a cartoon character"
"Did you know hippos kill more people than sharks every year? No one has ever seen a hippo kill a shark."