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Joke of the Day
"Jesus take the wheel... Carlos, you take the stereo. I'll take look out"
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"Why did 11 eat 12? Cuz 12, 13, 14"
"Broke up with my girlfriend today It's cool though, she said we can still be cousins."
"What do you call a politician with premature ejaculation? A one-pump Trump"
"Amy's baking Co. Has just designed a gaming system It's called the Xbox one"
"What's the difference between a bus stop filled with old people and a crab with boobs? One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean!"
"If you don't send the person you're stalking a nude photo of yourself, then you're not taking that relationship serious enough!"
"Simba was moving too slow, so I told him........... Mufasa"
"How does Moses make his coffee? HEBREWS it! (He brews it)"
"Me: ""My elbow hurts."" WebMD: ""Elbow cancer."""