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Joke of the Day

"I love that we're a nation of diversity: a black president, a white vice president, and an orange speaker of the house. #SOTU"

"Saw a guy steal a car using a hanger so I did what any normal person would do, walked up to him & asked ""You that guy from Grand Theft Auto?"

"How many confederate flag bearing husbands does it take to beat up their wives? None, she fell down the stairs."

"My Asian friend said he had erection anxiety... I said: ""what do you mean?"" He said: ""I don't want to see the dick rise to power."""

"What do you call a boy with no arms and an eyepatch???? Names"

"Have you guys seen the new Ray Rice's jersey It's a wife beater"

"What does ""Maginot"" mean? Welcome"

"Have you heard about the new pirate movie? All the producers have Hook Noses #racistdadjoke"

"Face tattoos are a great way to let people know that you don't owe on any student loans."

"Your girlfriend is so good in bed but can't do house chores. When your relatives complain you be like ""You guys don't know her very well"""