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Joke of the Day
"Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ? A frog in a blender !"
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"Things safer than flying Malaysia Airlines: -Badger juggling -Heroin enemas -Grenade soup -Live cobra condoms -Roman candle tampons -Ebola"
"When droid BB-8, was asked whether it should be referred to as ""he"" or ""she""... BB-8 replied, ""I roll both ways."" http://i.imgur.com/umSzUjp.gifv"
"If I give my dog a toy that doesn't make an unbearably annoying noise she looks at me like I have no clue how to do anything right in life."
"The Devil has his own Bible. He's releasing it slowly in internet comment threads all across the web."
"What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common? They both have the same middle names."
"If you smoke a lot of cigarettes & gaze out of a window while your foot is propped up on something you can figure out pretty much anything."
"I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. **It was riveting!**"
"A man goes to the doctor He says he has been having dreams where one night, he is a teepee, and the other night he is a wigwam. Doctor says: ""That's an easy one, you're too tense!"" (Two tents)"
"Why have the French lost the war? They have to eat a dessert after each meal."