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Joke of the Day
"Why is your shit tapered? So your asshole don't slam shut."
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"Why did God create Adam before he created Eve? So no one would tell him how to make Adam."
"Regardless of how strange your life can be, at least you're not the h in chameleon."
"Why does Dr. Pepper come in a can? Because his wife is dead."
"You know you're old when you see the neighbor's dog chasing some punk teenagers & you root for the dog."
"I just bought a piano off the TV. It came from the Chopin Channel."
"Why was the harvester pleaded guilty? Cause he's a cereal killer."
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven was a registered six offender"
"Chubby Kid Dances watch this kid dance to a coo song Lol sooo funny"
"Watching WWII documentaries, it's always so heart wrenching when Poland is invaded and London is bombed by the Alt-Right."