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Joke of the Day

"What do blacks and apples have in common? If they're not being sold on a farm they're hanging from a tree. Da ho, no I didnt."

"I got a purebred Beagle puppy for my wife I thought it was an awesome trade."

"Bridge is like sex. If you don't have a partner you better have a good hand"

"Cheating at a limbo contest.... that's about as low as you can get!"

"What did the hen say when she saw the scrambled eggs? My poor, mixed-up kids..."

"What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your day, but anal sex will make your whole week."

"I bought my wife a refrigerator for her birthday. I know it's not the best gift in the world, but you should have seen her face light up when she opened it."

"Last night, I was laying in my bed, looking up the stars as I thought to my self.. Where the fuck is my roof??"

"Should I have a baby after 35? No 35 children is enough."

"What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire? ""My ears are burning!"""