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Joke of the Day
"I moustache you a question but I'm shavin' it for later Sean Connery."
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"Three friends were casually talking. -I bumped into my Russian friend yesterday -Vladislav? -Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more!"
"How do you feel when you don't have coffee? Depresso."
"People who say ""I hate to bother you"" need to learn to hate it a little bit more."
"If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive then you should try swimming with sharks. Cost me an arm and a leg."
"My wife asked me to take out the trash. I said, ""Why Should I? You cooked it!"""
"Farted on my wallet... Now I have gas money."
"ww2 Russia be like... You better Czech yourself before you rek yourself."
"""Expose yourself to Art"" they said ""Art will tase you and call the cops on you"" they didn't say"
"What do you call a dog with no hind legs and steel balls? Sparky."