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Joke of the Day
"At what temperature is best to bake Jewish cookies? 6 million degrees!!!!"
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"I had a dream about a horse in a suit of armor. Pretty sure it was a knightmare."
"How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to spin the ladder."""
"i have 1 queston for u what are thoooose"
"I was standing outside their school waiting for the kids to finish, when a parent came up and asked ""So which one is yours?"" I replied ""Not sure, haven't decided yet""."
"How do you stop a black guy from jumping on a bed? Put velcro on the ceiling."
"What does a pirate with back spasms say? Shiver me lumbars."
"England soccer team have got a new captain today His names George Smith and he'll be flying the A380 back to Heathrow.."
"Did you hear the new Whitney Houston album? It didn't make much of a splash."
"What is green, red and goes 90 miles per hour? A frog in a blender."