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Joke of the Day
"Hey, you have something on your chin... no, the 3rd one down."
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"Johnnie Walker, Jack Daniels and Jim Beam walk into a bar What is this, said the bartender, Alcoholics Eponymous?"
"My kids are very optimistic. Every glass they leave sitting around the house is at least half full."
"What do you call a journalist in Russia? An ambulance."
"Its a wonder how stadiums get so hot When they're filled with fans!"
"How do you have sex with a male corpse You cant. His penis wont get hard."
"How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan? Depends on the size of the pieces."
"Yeah, I knew Shakespeare in college. Typical neck bard."
"If my life is like a highway, I sure hope it's like an interstate Lots of opportunities to get off"
"Barbie sets an unrealistic ideal for young girls. Women can't be doctors."