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Joke of the Day

"There are 10 types of people in this world. Those of us who understand binary and everyone else."

"What time did the man go to the dentist Tooth hurt-y"

"How did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank espresso before it was cool."

"When I get naked in the bathroom... the shower gets turned on."

"Why was Cleopatra so negative? Because she was queen of denial."

"A bloke in a wheelchair stole my camouflage stuff I told him 'you can hide but you can't run'."

"What did the elephant say to his girlfriend? ""I love you a ton!"""

"I am starting a website called Kickfarter where people pay me to not fart."

"What I bring to a relationship is pretty much the same stuff you can pick up at any hardware store."

"*Guy is rushed in on a stretcher* DR: what happened EMT: we found him passed out & seizing during a shrek marathon DR: WE'VE GOT AN OGREDOSE"