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Joke of the Day
"Why are muslim charities the worst to donate to? Because they are for prophet."
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"Watch Forrest Gump *feel inspired *toss orthotics out, go for jog *1/2 block later, keel over and die next to shit happens bumper sticker"
"Confucius Says Baseball is wrong. Man with 4 balls cannot walk."
"I was at the pub the other day when the landlord walked up to me, handed me a phone and said, ""It's for you, sir"" ""Thanks mate,"" I said, took it and walked away. What a generous lad."
"I'm pretty sure the chick at this drive thru had me repeat, 'I'll take a number two', multiple times so she could laugh at me."
"For two years in high school, I took guitar lessons. Something interesting I learned is that guitar resale nets a 45% loss."
"[mom unloads groceries] if there's one thing i love, besides my wild little rascals, it's subscribing to twenty different online tv services"
"My doctor recently told me that I had to stop masturbating. When I asked him why he said ""Because I'm trying to examine you."""
"I just lost 130 pounds of useless fat, that was sucking the life out of me I got a divorce"
"I'm sorry previews, but ""best movie of the year"" means nothing to me on January 18th."