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Joke of the Day

"Just saw Star Wars IMAX this weekend. I have to say... It was a solid movie. I give it a perfect score of 5/7."

"I once told my dad: ""I feel there are a good and a bad wolf in me fighting for control. But which one will win in the end?"" He said: ""The one you feed."""

"My girlfriend just caught me blow drying my penis... ...and asked what I was doing. Apparently ""heating your dinner"" was not the correct answer."

"A man showed up at the hospital with several toy horses in his ass. The doctor described his condition as stable."

"I wonder if George Michael was a organ donor So he could really give his heart to someone special this Christmas."

"My sister said she won't let me see her kids because I'm a sex offender! Who would keep a father from their own kids?"

"a girl took a grilled cheese out of her purse and threw it across the street like a frisbee to me i never thought i'd be able to love again"

"Fabulous Prime: The Gay Transformer."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Beef ! Beef who ? Beef fair now !"

"How do you stop an Armenian tank? You shoot the guys pushing it."