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Joke of the Day

"How do you know it was not U.S. that did the aerial bombing? Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets."

"What's a best friend? One who goes out and gets two blowjobs, then comes back and gives his buddy one"

"How do you catch a polar bear? Cut a hole in the ice, take peas and put them around the hole. Now when he comes to take a pea, kick him in the icehole."

"If you're clever, what do you call a german waffle house? Luftwaffle!"

"*I'm worried about tomorrow* Tomorrow: I'm fine, stop worrying."

"Sometimes I'll purposely spill gravy on my pants to give me an excuse to leave early. The real trick is sneaking the gravy into church."

"What do you call a midget psychic on the run from the bunko squad? A small medium at large."

"Girl you remind me of this steak I have no steak"

"What was Hitler's problem when the lights went out? He could Nazi. Edit: Fuck me, Reddit. I heard you *liked* puns..."

"I finally figured out the secret to click bait."