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Joke of the Day

"How do you catch a polar bear? Cut a hole in the ice, take peas and put them around the hole. Now when he comes to take a pea, kick him in the icehole."

"What's the similarity between designer jeans and cheaply made castles? No ballroom"

"Why are there so many fish in the sea? They're always getting hooked up"

"What did the boner say to the olympic swimmer? Dont be so Hard-on yourself the embarassment will only last a few months!"

"What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? Drowns."

"A criminal burgles into a dormitory... He yells at one of the students: ""I'm looking for money!"" The student calmly replies: ""What a coincidence, I am too!"""

"The tragedy of Scooby-Doo is that whoever kept supplying criminals with such realistic prosthetic masks was never caught."

"Q: Why did the bird get a ticket? A: It broke the law of gravity!"

"What's the difference between America and yogurt? If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture."

"I was drinking gin for the first time when I realized... I'm not supposed to lose my ginity until I'm married"