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Joke of the Day
"I finally figured out the secret to click bait."
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"What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch? Moo Mitch, get out the hay"
"Why is a hurricane called a hurricane? If it were predictable, it'd be called a himmicane"
"Fella goes to the house of ill repute. Lady meets him at the door and he asks ""how much""? ""$25"" she sezs. ""You gotta be putting me on"", sez Fella. ""No, that's another $5"" sez Lady."
"I had 13 items in the 12 items or less line, so I just put a banana in my pocket."
"So in 2016 I've decided to leave all the negative people behind. So im sorry if i owe you money because im moving on from that now."
"My dick was in the book of ""Guiness World Records"" once ... ... until the librarian caught me and decided to throw me out"
"what is worse than locking your keys in your car parked at planned parent hood? going inside to borrow a coat hanger"
"Two bloke sitting in a pub watching a dog lick its balls. One turns to the other and says ""I wish I could do that."" The second drunk replies ""Give him a biscuit and he might let you."""
"just a racist joke do you know why **race of your choice** are so good at triathlon? because they run to get to the public swimming-pool and return home on a bicycle"