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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a midget psychic on the run from the bunko squad? A small medium at large."
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"My favorite book as a child was... ...'I Fell Off Mt Everest' by Eileen Dover."
"Lifehack: Make sure you give your child a normal name Me: are you still mad your parents named you ""lifehack""?"
"Took my first cab ride last night And I gotta say, the price was fare!"
"Have you heard of the band 1023 Megabytes? They've never had any gigs."
"After a dump, I like my poophole clean as a whistle I'm very anal about it."
"""We are the 1%!"" - People on MySpace"
"What did the prostitute bring to the can drive? Her peas"
"Lassie once told me a boy fell down a well, but since no one else can speak dog I ignored it because I was building a furniture fort."
"My great grandma started to giggle at a barbecue and when I asked what's funny she said "" everyone here is alive because I got laid ""."