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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a midget psychic on the run from the bunko squad? A small medium at large."
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"What is white on top and black on the bottom? Society."
"What do you call a skeleton who just had anesthesia? A numbskull"
"An optimist says the glass is half full, a pessimist says the glass is half empty... ... an engineer just points out that the glass is twice as big as it needs to be."
"What do you call a nerd girl with big boobs? ...iRacky."
"What does a chef with a chronic masturbation issue cook? Fapjacks!"
"COP: u were swerving a lot so i have to conduct a sobriety test ME: ok COP: lets get taco bell ME: no COP: text ur ex ME: no COP: ok ur good"
"How did Burger King get Dairy Queen Pregnant? He forgot to wrap his whopper!"
"I can dig graves my entire life and nobody calls me a landscaper, but i suck one dick! And they call me gay for life!"
"""Jesus take the wheel!"" I shout, but Jesus decided to pop out of the sunroof firing a machine gun at our pursuers instead."