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Joke of the Day

"What does batman like adding to his drinks? JUST-ICE"

"Bruce Jenner never liked having a dick... ...and it just grew on him."

"Why did the kleptomaniac spend so much time in Bed Bath and Beyond? He was taking a sheet."

"My cow Rosie won 3 blue ribbons at last year's 4H show so I have pretty high hopes for her at this year's chili cook off."

"I heard Oscar Pistorius might walk at the end of the trial It's a miracle."

"A Polish person went to have their eyes tested. The eye test chart read: N Y X C S F R U Z. The optom asked, can you read any of those letters?' read it?' the polish person answered, i know him!'"

"All women are crazy but if you pretend to listen to them when they talk, they will let you live."

"A man saw a jar at a store's check-out counter that read ""Donate $1 for children"". ""That's a good deal!"" he thought."

"What disease do you get from kissing birds? Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. They say it's untweetable."

"What did Bose say to Einstein about the weather? It's 0K"