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Joke of the Day

"What disease do you get from kissing birds? Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. They say it's untweetable."

"I got a new haircut about a week ago. It's starting to grow on me."

"Chemists Confirm the Existence of New Type of Bond Bond, James Bond."

"My wife threatened to leave me if I didn't stop with the endless flamingo impressions. So I had to put my foot down."

"The last beer didn't tell me why life is so confusing but it told me the next one would."

"Was accused of animal abuse for using an electric collar but bitch kept calling it ""domestic violence"""

"A MAN IS WALKING BY A TRASHCAN AND SMELLS SOMETHING BAD He was relaxed to find it was just an indian"

"What's a Muslim's favourite musician? Shari'ah Carey"

"What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews? Santa Claus goes down the chimney."

"I'm going to make a city just for people with special needs. I'll call it Downtown"