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Joke of the Day

"My cow Rosie won 3 blue ribbons at last year's 4H show so I have pretty high hopes for her at this year's chili cook off."

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"Tarzan was tired when he came home. ""What have you been doing"" asked Jane. ""Chasing a herd of elephants on vines"" ""Really ?"" said Jane. ""I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"""

"I wish I could go like Saddam Hussein did. Hanging out with his people"

"Hey guys What do you think of my jokes! My girlfriend asked me to treat her like a princess in France. I said ok but im not crashing the car. 11<<"

"When your mate says his name is Stephen with a 'ph' to the cashier and he gets his Starbucks cup back reading 'PHEVEN'. That."

"Oh I'm sorry, I forgot I only exist when you need something!"

"My wife gets really annoyed when I use the word ""cunt."" I suppose she has a point, I really should make an effort to learn her mother's real name."

"What's brown and rhymes with snoop? ....Dr Dre."

"Me: k well my phones gonna die so I'll ttyl Mom: But ur office is a landline? Me: oh...so it is....K well the building is on fire, sooo ttyl"