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Joke of the Day

"I heard Oscar Pistorius might walk at the end of the trial It's a miracle."

"Me: Hi. I can't take your call right now but please leave a message. CW: I'm standing right in front of yo... Me: BEEEEEEEEEEEEP"

"What do you call a dock that lost it's cock? A TRANSport"

"Dr. Who knock knock joke Knock knock Who is it? **Doctor.** Doctor who? **YES**"

"I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible."

"You don't know laziness until you rob a bank & choose to wait for the amount you stole to be announced on news rather than count it yourself"

"My x-girlfriend had a tattoo of a seashell on her inner thigh It was amazing! If you put your ear to it you could smell the ocean!!!"

"What's the difference between Jesus and a Mexican? Jesus didn't have a bunch of tattoos of a Mexican..."

"Yo momma is like a brick! She's flat, heavy, and gets laid by Mexicans all day!"

"A man jaywalked and got the entire left side of his body ran over. He was all right"