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Joke of the Day
"What did Bose say to Einstein about the weather? It's 0K"
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"According to the heart rate monitor on this treadmill, I died 14 minutes ago."
"Bus stop A man with three eyes, no arms and one leg is waiting at a bus stop. A bus pulls up. The driver opens the door and says, ""Eye eye eye, you look armless enough, hop on!"""
"I miss the old days Nostalgia was better back then."
"Happy Fourth of July. May your emails be gathered and your drones fly forever free!"
"A dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac... lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog."
"I walked out of a club with a girl last night. She slipped her hand inside my jeans, squeezed my cock and said, ""Yours or mine?"" I said, ""That's mine."""
"What do princess diana and pink floyd have in common? Their last greatest hit was the wall."
"If bananas have potassium... Does that mean potatoes have banassium?"
"Why are there no cats on mars? Curiosity"