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Joke of the Day
"What is Adam Johnson's favourite kill streak? Predator missile"
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"Dogs do their social networking on Assbook, via the World Wide Whiff."
"Marriage is supposed to be permanent. It's like a tattoo that yells at you"
"Why did a pile of gravel go to jail? aggregated basalt"
"The United States could save billions in defense funding if they trade the Military for Chuck Norris."
"How do you get 1000 cows into a barn ?? - hold a bingo !!"
"My one and only joke. Two olives are sitting at a bar, one falls off and the other one says ""Ahhh are you ok?"" And the one that fell is like ""Yeah, olive."""
"This is your captain speaking THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING"
"Even after all the crap that's gone between them. They're still together. My butt cheeks :)"
"What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground, apart from the eagle."