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Joke of the Day
"What is Adam Johnson's favourite kill streak? Predator missile"
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"Why is it called ""pig latin""? ecausebay ronyiay"
"Tom Cruise Jokes, Anyone?"
"This question is only for the fellas: You ever kick back in your man cave and think about what a strong feminist ally you are?"
"You'd think 'The Terminator' would know what to do in the event of some lady having a child that threatens your way of life."
"Careful, the circular motion you make with your hand to tell someone to roll down their car window is giving away your age."
"I believe when you die you become a slab of meat... I call it rein-carne-tion."
"*wife offers me a sip of her water* m: Am I gonna catch what you have? w: No m: w: m: Are you sur- w: You're not going to get my period!"
"A barman is complaining about all the weird customers he's been getting lately... Then a half naked man walks in with a huge number 19 tattooed on his body. ""There... that's a prime example"""
"Last night I let my boyfriend indulge his ""scat"" fantasy... <sigh> I'm glad I got that off my chest."