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Joke of the Day
"If Trump becomes president... Orange will really be the new black"
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"What's a Muslim's favorite TV show? It's always sunni in Philadelphia"
"I'm no wine connoisseur, but I do know this bottle of wine pairs perfectly with the bottle I just finished."
"Where do they categorize the history books in an Indian library? Naan-Fiction."
"My husband hasn't forgiven me for answering 'Okie dokie artichokie' instead of utilizing the more socially acceptable phrase, ""I do."""
"Like something you'd find on laffy taffy On a scale of 1-10 how high was Carl? 420"
"Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you? Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!"
"2015 twilight zone episode abt me wanting to get jacked so my clothes fit better but then I get so jacked they look too tight and weird"
"Why doesn't anyone tell jokes about Jonestown? The punchline is too long."
"What monster flies his kite in a rain storm? Benjamin Frankenstein"